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~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237924
Heh, Gingercat.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #117230
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm, #21252
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm, #21226
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm, #21219
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm, #245217
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am, #241720
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


QUESTION -


TAGS: question voices
Rating: 3.83/5

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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:05 pm, #237877
I have a room reserved in the asylum. lol Thanks for the comments. ;)
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:00 am, #233887
gold 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:50 pm, #233864
I asked that same question once; wound up in a hospital shortly thereafter. 5lions


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm, #228067
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am, #227690
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm, #212459
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am, #175421
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm, #175364
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm, #175358
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am, #175311
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am, #175310
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am, #175309
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am, #175308
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am, #175307
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175306
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175305
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am, #175302
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am, #175300
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am, #175297
Why? Do I already know this one


DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams question answer
Rating: 4.9/5

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WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am, #217061
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm, #216880
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am, #216850
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm, #216802
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm, #216799
wonderful
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm, #216793
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm, #216784
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm, #216783
%l, cool pic too


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -


TAGS: eternal question star trek star wars
Rating: 3.76/5

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steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am, #237932
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm, #237919
Uh, not to be a*** here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm, #215688
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm, #202301
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm, #151188
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm, #151151
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm, #150919
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm, #150911
Ph**on torp***es. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm, #150904
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm, #149788
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one sh** from a Gundam could take out a whole d*** space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149772
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm, #149726
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am, #149716
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm, #148185
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am, #148143
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143609
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am, #142429
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am, #142428
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm, #134372
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm, #134094
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am, #123499
i would think that the star destroyer would ra** that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm, #122982
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm, #104205
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm, #97401
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am, #95694
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm, #83656
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am, #81290
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #81156
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79561
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79560
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin a** where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm, #68540
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm, #68427
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm, #68426
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their a**es!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am, #68392
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am, #68109
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm, #67739
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm, #67738
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm, #67737
while vaders a nazi kurks f***ed
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm, #67736
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm, #67673
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm, #67667
d***. I wish I could have ***. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm, #67659
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have ***!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm, #67655
The Enterprise has Ph**on torp***es...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm, #67651
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the inc***. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm, #67636
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's a**. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an inc***uous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #67628
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's a**.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm, #67575
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm, #67544
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am, #67523
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No sh**s fired. Bug on windshield.


HELPING OTHERS - If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


TAGS: poverty question
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:46 pm, #239456
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:45 pm, #239455
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 2:05 am, #223421
Ok.. Move along. Feel free to PM each other (you're welcome in advance)
Sean - August 23, 2011, 9:34 pm, #223415
Much better. Thanks. And Claude is NOT nothing, dammit! Sure he's easily confused, and there are the hygienne issues, but he's a good egg.
WTFO - August 23, 2011, 5:36 pm, #223407
Well then, to feed your narcisism...I'm deeply disappointed that you can be an atheist but not have the testicular fortitude to stand up and defend your strong convictions and deep belief of...um...er...oh yea, NOTHING! Better?
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:51 pm, #223384
Oh hey, I took no offence, but as a narcissist I take offence at NOT being singled out. Sheesh.
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:49 pm, #223383
And peas be with you.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:16 pm, #223369
Wasn't pointing the finger specifically at you, Sean. You can find the kind of people I'm talking about on this site by their religion attacking posters.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:14 pm, #223368
Claude bless you all.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 5:59 pm, #223163
The grace of Claude is a wonderful thing...Claude speed my brotha, Claude speed...
Sean - August 18, 2011, 3:43 pm, #223156
I just thank Claude. Sure it confuses the hell outta him, but most things do.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 1:40 pm, #223149
Good point Airman! I see it as one of those "darn if you do, darn if you don't" kind of things...kinda like helping others.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 12:32 pm, #223144
but but... you have no one to thank on Fridays!
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 10:43 am, #223140
Well 5aid WTFO...excellent poster too!
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:37 am, #223138
Now if I put that probability of non-existence too high, I am, as alleged, being arrogant. But I don't, so I'm not.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:36 am, #223137
Sorry, mistake there, it should read "With me it's a belief that ... probably doesn't/don't" Left out the most important word in the whole darn sentence. Sobriety sucks.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:34 am, #223136
I am willing to bet that most of them are pretty humble in their belief, willing to acknowledge that their "faith" is more hope than a claim as to what they know to be true.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:33 am, #223135
I can't say that I know, or even know of any atheists who claim to know that God doesn't exist. With me it's a belief that He/She/It/Them doesn't/don't. Nor have I read such a claim in anything by Dawkins, Hitchins, Dennett or Harris. As for believers,
WTFO - August 18, 2011, 12:46 am, #223125
Why would I pick a lane? From here I can poke holes in either theory without bias. Besides, it's completely arrogant for someone to claim they know the "truth" about something that is beyond the comprehension of humans (goes for athiests too).
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:39 pm, #223070
Agnostics ... sheesh. Pick a lane!
WTFO - August 16, 2011, 2:22 am, #223049
Religious theology is too much for me. However, I like the joke (regardless of how old it is). Amn, watch out because after the locusts comes the darkness and the death of the 1st borns. Just saying.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223040
Stooooopid locusts. Always complicating things. Good point, Airman. Hope all is well with you -- locusts permitting, of course.
Airman - August 15, 2011, 5:46 pm, #223039
what do you expect when Locusts are involved. they complicate things
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:40 pm, #223038
So you're saying the Bible urges this dude to help himself to your stuff, instead of begging for it? That's some complicated theology in that there good book.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:37 pm, #223037
And also an old motifake, only the Christian thief stole a bicycle, if memory serves.
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 11:30 am, #223025
I once asked God for a new car, then I remembered that God doesn't work like that...So I stole a new car and asked God for forgivenes5. I know, old joke, but it's funny! BTW, great poster!
WTFO - August 15, 2011, 1:27 am, #223008
Cloud, that's deep. Thanks, rerun. Sean, in case you forgot, I'm agnostic. However, I do remember the bible saying something to the effect that God helps those who help themselves.
Sean - August 14, 2011, 6:11 pm, #223005
Of course you can always ask your Jesus this question.
rerun - August 14, 2011, 8:36 am, #222999

Excellent poster WTFO
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:55 am, #222994
People who help others in their time of need will themselves get helped in their own time of need. For example, Willie Nelson was such a nice guy to his family and friends that they all showed up at the IRS auction, bought everything and gave it all back


KEN DARLING -


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm, #102011
Uh... you dumped me remember???


TRICK QUESTION - Remember when they used to just offer you candy?


TAGS: ***offeder trick question
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hawamleh - January 13, 2011, 5:36 pm, #209827
I would answer, at least I would have some company, human company.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2011, 8:24 am, #209725
I'd agree Claire, yesterday was pretty nice.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:50 pm, #209579
The good ol' days...


LIKE A DROP IN THE OCEAN -


TAGS: where am i question calendar
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - January 1, 2012, 11:54 am, #227157

epic


TRUSTING FATHERS -




GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm, #242542
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242541
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242540
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm, #242539
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm, #242462
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am, #242455
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am, #242449
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm, #242443
Brilliant!


ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your ***uality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm, #155767
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm, #155746
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am, #155736
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am, #155705
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


THERE IS NOTHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST... - except a reason.




IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm, #218462
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm, #80271
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm, #77741
the green arrow is not that bad


STUPIDITY IS - ...when you have to ask "but is it a big dog or just a little one?"


TAGS: warnings questions challenges stupidity
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - March 31, 2013, 12:16 pm, #244772
Also, "Is it a male dog or a female dog" after glancing at the picture


WHEN LOVE DIES -


TAGS: next question relates to her mother
Rating: 3.27/5

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Arrogant Knight - May 14, 2009, 12:32 am, #79937
5 lions, sir.
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:32 pm, #79855
-Wow Haha:D funny,But its Reality/: Ughhhkkk!Boys Are Juss'Jerks(:
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:22 pm, #79844
Watch out...he's on a roll.
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:11 pm, #79841
5 Lions. Truly hilarious.


FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




RAN A MARATHON, HUH? -


TAGS: husky questions marathon without sled
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:33 am, #250924

Lol


THE INTERNETS -


TAGS: simple question faceplant
Rating: 4.83/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:49 pm, #224161
Funny
Sean - May 16, 2011, 2:10 pm, #218624
Hilarious.
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:26 am, #218519
Nice Airman, and true! The'Internets' has everything! I saw it!
TheOne - May 12, 2011, 5:09 pm, #218491
Nice.


ARE YOU A GOD? - You Better Damn Well Say Yes


TAGS: ghostbusters god question
Rating: 4.79/5

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SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:04 pm, #233145
And I'd be telling nothing but the truth.


THE $100,000 QUESTION -


TAGS: life friend friendship question
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:21 pm, #241160
Maybe the vitamin C is counteracting the B1...LoL
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:14 pm, #241143
I Take It And I have No Fiends . Friends.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:13 pm, #241142
I Take It And I have No Fiends .


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm, #247061
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm, #247060
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am, #246974
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am, #246971
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


DON'T YOU HATE IT? -


TAGS: facebook privacy friends ph**o questions
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:21 am, #221122
Nice. 5 Teleph**o lenses


TO TAN OR NOT TO TAN -




QUESTIONS - We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I'm not impatient, but... Shouldn't I have some of the answers by now?


TAGS: destiny questions
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:44 am, #246158
I went to Radio Shack with my questions, but they were completely befuddled.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:32 pm, #246139
Your posters make me never want to create another one of my lame posters.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 12:04 pm, #235294
True dat.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 11:52 am, #235293
Philosophy: questions that may never be answered. Religion: answers that may never be questioned.


RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm, #226291
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm, #226266
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


THE PROBLEM WITH RELIGION -


TAGS: problem relion answers no questions
Rating: 3.81/5

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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm, #230121
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm, #230099
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am, #230069
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking p*******…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am, #230060
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm, #230055
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm, #230054
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm, #230051
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm, #230032
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm, #230028
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


XMAS TIME - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am, #256267
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm, #256266
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm, #256264
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm, #256263
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm, #256261
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm, #256259
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm, #256257
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm, #256256

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am, #256592
Bingo


SEE WHAT I DID THERE -


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

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ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am, #234640
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?


TAGS: question answer baby hair rodstewart
Rating: 3.83/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm, #234852
Thanks Inspector!
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm, #234850
Cute!


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -




Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am, #253063
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am, #253061
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm, #253060
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm, #253055
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


Trust -


TAGS: unquestioning belief is a phenomenal force
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am, #249735
yeah...I'm so weak


MARRIAGE 101 - From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.


TAGS: marriage jeopardy question orders
Rating: 4.54/5

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robbidos - July 17, 2012, 12:58 am, #237358
LO5L some people wont get this


ANY QUESTIONS ? - The answer should be obvious. But if not give the facilities a try and the answer shall become plainly evident.




CHILDREN ASK TRICKY QUESTIONS... -




HEY - Where Did Everybody Go??? It's Not Like I farted OUT LOUD Or Anything




STAND TALL - Homo-Erectus was never fully erect. Maybe he was nervous.


TAGS: studying questions
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:14 am, #229343
What a limp joke! :P I like it!!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:07 pm, #229205
or the w5ter was cold :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:16 pm, #229196
hahaha...or maybe he had no proper stimulation.


SKEPTICISM? - Why do religious people Call you the devil When you show them God?




MORAL QUESTIONS -


TAGS: questions
Rating: 3.26/5

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Bah - October 19, 2009, 11:26 pm, #128144
Because son, it's a choice between that, being set free in five years, or a life of living off of our dollar. What would you do, little Timmie?
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:52 pm, #108367
It would help weed out the fat cons. The skinny ones wouldn't eat as much plus you can stuff more into a single cell. Lowers the taxpayer burden!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:47 pm, #108366
Absuf***inlutely LD.
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:41 pm, #108364
I don't think we should sentence people to die. I DO believe sentencing them to tread water in a pool of sharks for 24 hours (for each victim they kill) is fine though...if they make it out then they can go into the general population at the local pen!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:37 pm, #108362
This poster is excellent Mr Ronsart. Anyone who says different is a worthless timmy. 5 Lions
spencer - August 14, 2009, 12:11 pm, #108338
wow way to use a kid to get the point. wait. kids ask all kinds of questions. Idiot. your opinion is fine just have a better argument than this bs.


PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




3 QUESTIONS - Have you found Jesus? So, uh, where was he hiding? Can I still have that jello shot?




Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am, #255510
Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


a true friend -


TAGS: without question
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 22, 2013, 9:38 am, #249901
Thank you, Sir Bobb.
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:38 am, #249896
A heartwarming 5/F
GaryO - September 21, 2013, 8:09 pm, #249893
Thank you, Sir Mao
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:39 pm, #249890
And You Don't Get Them To Often . 5 L Good One GaryO.


indisputable -


TAGS: grass greener question
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:09 am, #255387
thanks Greeny and RL! :)
Greeny - June 19, 2014, 8:55 am, #255363
wow!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am, #255362

these just keep getting better and better


And So It Starts -




Why...Huh? -


TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm, #255694
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm, #255690
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L


Relationship Advice -




was it good for you? -




Blinded -


TAGS: questioning abattoir foolish too late
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 24, 2014, 9:22 am, #254467

real nice


Huh? -


TAGS: answer internet question wrong huh
Rating: 4.92/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm, #256636
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am, #256286
Genius!!


Inquiring Minds -


TAGS: injuries sayings questions eyes patches
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:25 am, #249882
teehee
MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:24 am, #249881
Thanks!
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm, #249870
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm, #249866
Epic! 5 pokes.


THE CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: life question faith void defeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am, #253074
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm, #252644
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm, #252643

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm, #252642
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm, #252641
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am, #252635

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm, #252631
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm, #252630
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252628

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am, #252595
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am, #252565

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am, #252563
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm, #252553

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm, #252552
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?


Dear Child -


TAGS: man god questions answers humour
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm, #255569
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm, #255568
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."


Marbles -




SIMPLE MATH -


TAGS: rhetorical question gone wrong humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 1:24 pm, #248887

Hmmmm~~You must have been watching rerun. He gets that a lot.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 1:23 pm, #248886
Uh, no…I’m just blown over, on my belly, peering w-a-a-a-y ahead, wondering ‘what-th-phukk wzzat’
lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 12:08 pm, #248882

Pffffft!~No wonder you fall down when you run~~you're looking over your shoulder.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:50 pm, #248863
See what creativity begets? Damm, Vernon, always the next hurdle…gettin’ tired just watchin’ you run.


Unwanted Questions -




BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...




"Quick Questions" Are Never Quick -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129323
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129322
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


Fracking -


TAGS: fracking companies lawyers questioning legality
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm, #248760
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am, #248729
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? -




THE WORK WEEK -


TAGS: rhetorical questions
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:34 am, #159418
The joke still works for me, Haar. E6. Let's say the throw from shortstop was a little high...
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:29 am, #159413
Just call me E3 for error, first base.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:56 pm, #159332
You rang?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:55 pm, #159330
Witless, rusty and tired (apparently).
spacedog - February 19, 2010, 10:22 pm, #159294
Holy! It's a Haar sighting. How you doing?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:18 pm, #159288
Well, it was supposed to be "WTF", but I guess I relayed it horribly. Sigh... Oh well.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #159227
It's like a scantron test... do I use a #2 pencil to mark in the days I want to work?


HMMMMMM.... - Which one's the dog?


TAGS: dog funny question
Rating: 3.78/5

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Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 4:32 pm, #242201
They must all have the same stylist.


IF YOU'RE IN THE FOREST -


TAGS: philosophical riddle that raises questions for all motifakers
Rating: 3.54/5

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BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am, #121855
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am, #121837
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.


QUESTION OF THE DAY -


TAGS: question of the day spider black widow snoring
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:40 am, #129893
Hey Deltabob...send your better half in for a sleep study, I think you'll find he has sleep apnea. It's what lead to my first heart attack when I was 40. There is an easy fix too!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 3:59 pm, #129102
Wow didn,t think of that one...and of course, my wife agrees with you. *cough, cough*, coughs over farts. thx Mr. MWLF!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:50 pm, #129098
and the farting. That's gotta be at least as bad.
Derek - October 20, 2009, 5:06 pm, #128451
Because they're HUNGRY.


SCHOOL VIOLENCE - I wouldn't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner... and we used to write essays like "What i'm going to be if I grow up"


TAGS: love first ask questions later
Rating: 3.38/5

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440wakeup - March 20, 2011, 6:54 pm, #214781
My school was so stuff, they'd check is for guns at the door, if you didn't have one....they'd issue you one. You cant goto math without a 9mm you crazy.


QUESTIONS - Were you born stupid, or just choose to be?




BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am, #168530
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


REINCARNATION - Do you believe in reincarnation?




WHO? - It's Okay, We Don't Know Either....


TAGS: music who band logo question
Rating: 2.36/5

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CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 6:27 pm, #89241
I love The Who!
Derek - April 15, 2009, 11:03 pm, #73299
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=14390082&amp;id=14390074&amp;s=143461
Anonymous - December 21, 2008, 4:36 pm, #45875
Ah, cool. CSI is on...
Charles - December 21, 2008, 2:35 pm, #45841
Doctor?


Rheotircal Questions -


TAGS: question
Rating: 1.86/5

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Who, Me? - June 24, 2008, 7:44 pm, #6943
--out the Atkins diet -- she's probably made the diet rounds so to speak). That's how I meant it -- whether it's funny or not is a separate issue.
Who, Me? - June 24, 2008, 7:44 pm, #6942
Hey, I dig what you're saying here, including your use of "ironic" in it's colloquial sense, but a question can be rhetorical if the circumstances in which it is asked clearly admit of only one answer (here it is highly unlikely that she knows nothing abo
KP - June 24, 2008, 5:28 pm, #6934
Rhetorical questions are ones that do not require an answer. The word you are looking for here is IRONIC.


I'M ON TO YOU -




Only You -


TAGS: hospital husband question stupid answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm, #261618
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm, #261313
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm, #258312
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm, #258311
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258310
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258309
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm, #258308
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am, #258286
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am, #258280
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am, #258277
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am, #258274
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm, #258270
awww, yeaaaaah


Wait... -


TAGS: question sign family dogs grandmas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:40 pm, #258026
Nope...made my day knowing you did!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:39 pm, #258025
Too much information...muhahaha!
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:35 am, #258010
Should I be ashamed? I laughed my aspirations off! 5L
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:49 am, #258000
There's a thought that hadn't occurred to me! It's 22 F and dropping rapidly. The old evil bat lives just up the road a bit. My neighbors have a harness and chain for a lab. Oh. I've got a brand new role of duck ***e... 5 blue frozen lions!


Buzzard Questions Dogma -


TAGS: thinking rebel questions the paradigm
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:31 pm, #257386
Always causes me to question when people say, 'Well we always did it that way'.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 8:21 pm, #257385
The Fun Police wouldn't approve!! LOL!


Inquisitive -


TAGS: question answer research truth fear
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am, #261965
love this'n


SCIENCE! -


TAGS: spock research important questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am, #260392
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm, #260378
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm, #260376
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


does this make my butt look big? -




STOP PREFACING A QUESTION WITH THAT QUESTION! -




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